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I asked why he drank corona and not modelo, he looked at me and said, ‘la modelo la tengo aquí enfrente, pero me falta la corona para poder ser tu rey, y tu mi princesa.’ -

Late conversations with a man I could love. (via stuckinaplane)


(via soy-tu-fruta-prohibida)

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by I fucking love science
When keepers at the Chengu City Zoo in China noticed their turtle wasn’t feeling well, they x-rayed her and discovered that 14 eggs had been caught in her birth canal. An emergency c-section was performed and the eggs were immediately buried into the sand until they hatched. They used a saw to open up her shell, and closed it up with epoxy resin!
(read more: Digital journal)
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Someone get me these balloons for my birthday.
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That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet


Oh god how I wish you would post more selfies often 😩 you're just so breath taking!!


Lol I’m really eh about taking them anymore. 😒 & thank you 😚

You're the most prettiest girl I've ever seen in my whole entire life...


aw! Well thanks 😊☺️😘😁






please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

this goes for call centre employees as well please stop getting mad at me for prices on your bill that I have no control over

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Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.” - don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)